AISubs v3.7
1st round, Shinji wins!
*claps*
Well, it seems like I'll have to tell you about my future.
I'm Shinji Shinshin.
This competition is where the three of us, who are called "shinshi",
compete against each other in order to determine who is the "true shinshi".
I don't know much about "shinshi",
so I asked the chairman of the Japanese Shinshi Association to come here.
Thank you for having me.
First of all, you will be walking the "shinshi road" in this competition, right?
Yes, I will be walking the "shinshi road".
There are some things that can be tested as "shinshi",
and you will decide who is the "true shinshi" by looking at their response.
I will show you my "shinshi power".
Thank you for having me.
Well, I will show you my "shinshi road"...
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
First of all, I will show you my "shinshi road" gimmick.
First of all, there are "mijini" and "mura" and "panties" on the ground.
"mura" and "panties", right?
I'm in trouble.
I'm not a "shinshi", so I don't know what to do.
First of all, it's your initial "shinshi power", right?
That's right.
It's about how you respond.
It's a fun hobby, right?
Next, you will be involved in "yankii".
This is scary.
It's about how "shinshi" and "yankii" respond.
It's a very good thing.
That's right.
Third, a rose's flower is broken.
It's a small "shinshi power" gimmick, but I think that's why each "shinshi" has its own personality.
That's right.
Fourth, this is also a small "shinshi power", but...
A bird has fallen from a vine.
Oh, my God.
It's a "shinshi power" where you don't even know if you've noticed it or not.
That's right.
It's a "shinshi power" where you don't even know if you've noticed it or not.
That's right.
Fifth, a girl falls on top of a fish.
Oh, my God.
And she spills a lot of fruits.
Oh, my God.
The "shinshi power" is about how "shinshi" and "yankii" respond.
Lastly, a woman drops a cup of tea during a break.
Oh, my God.
This may be a little annoying, but I don't think "shinshi" will do that.
I'd like to see how "shinshi" and "yankii" respond.
The first "shinshi" is Tetsuya.
Oh, my God.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Oh, Tetsuya is here.
Oh, "tetsuya shinshi".
Shinshi, you have something on your neck.
You like it, don't you?
You have something not cute on you.
This is also "shinshi-like".
You like it, don't you?
Is this okay?
Thank you for your cooperation.
Oh, good.
Thank you for your cooperation.
That's good.
Thank you for your cooperation is good.
I didn't eat much today.
No, no, no.
This is his.
Oh!
Oh, here it is.
The first "shinshi".
This is not good.
It's a woman's "shinshi".
Excuse me!
I've dropped a "shinshi underwear" from you!
"Shinshi underwear".
Excuse me!
Everything that starts with "shi" is "shinshi underwear", isn't it?
This is definitely a woman's "shinshi".
I think you shouldn't say such a big thing.
No, you're kind.
You're kind, aren't you?
Oh, you're right.
Prank.
Oh, Yuu-chan!
Can you lend me some money?
Is something wrong?
Can you lend me some money?
Are you going to drink it or not?
If you rush like that, it will be a big problem.
Hurry up! Hurry up!
You told me to give you money and you said it was afternoon.
No, I'd like to have a cup of tea for now.
Hurry up! Hurry up! It's too late! It's too late!
Hurry up and drink it! Hurry up! Hurry up!
Isn't it enough for you to give me cash?
I don't need it! I don't need it!
Oh, that's nice!
Where do you want me to put it?
Oh, I guess you can put it in there.
You're from a pretty wealthy family.
It's delicious tea.
It's okay! It's okay! It's okay!
Are you stupid?
What are you doing, Yankee?
You're a young man who doesn't speak much.
But it's good to be energetic.
No, master, you're lying!
It doesn't make sense.
Give me the money!
No, Yankees don't ask for money.
It doesn't make sense.
What?!
If you're okay with the money, I'll give it to you.
But promise me one thing.
If you see someone in trouble, I'll help you.
Oh, that's a good one!
I'll help you if you see someone in trouble.
Let's believe you.
But promise me one thing.
If you find someone in trouble, I'll help you.
Others!
I'll tell you why you don't have enough money.
But if you see someone in trouble, I'll help you.
Give me the money.
I don't have any cash.
Do you like cash?
Take this.
Are you okay with it?
Yes!
I have a lot of cash at home.
Because my parents are doctors.
I don't want to say that my parents are doctors.
Oh, I see.
I can see that you've grown up a lot.
But it's a little different.
I'll help you.
Give me five yen.
Bye!
I have a bad impression of my parents.
It makes me happy that young people like me grow up well.
I can't get in.
Because my parents are doctors.
It's tough.
Oh!
Is it a rose?
You often see it, don't you?
Yes, I do.
A beautiful rose is in bad condition.
You just put it in the pipe, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
It's a gentleman's item.
I don't want you to put it in.
It's a gentleman's item.
A rose is something you can eat.
Instead of a rose...
It's a broken rose. Are you okay with it?
It's because it's a broken rose.
I won't let you lose your shine.
This is not a gimmick.
I'm in trouble because I have more viewers.
Oka-saki gentleman.
I see.
Oka-saki gentleman.
Oka-saki gentleman is called Oka-saki gentleman.
Oka-saki gentleman always...
Always...
Oh!
You bit it, didn't you?
Ah!
Oh!
You can't do this!
You can do it!
You can't do this!
Are you okay, sir?
No, I'm not.
Oh!
I thought it would be difficult, but I have an important sense of security around my neck, and this is the only thing I can do for you.
Sense of security... It's because of the neck pain, isn't it?
However, sir, please rest assured. At times like that, wouldn't you like to play chess?
If you play chess, your heart will... Oh, it's a new one!
It's hard to open a new chess piece, isn't it?
I'm sorry about that. Please use this.
Handkerchief! I think this is a new one.
I'm so sorry for your loss. Please don't drop a new underwear around here.
New underwear... I've heard of it before!
Ma'am, is this yours? No, this is not mine.
Please open this. I'll hide it.
Oh, it's a new one!
I opened it! You're not gonna change it anywhere like that, are you, gentleman?
Don't you think you can't use fruits?
Which one is it?
I'm going to win a little in this match.
It's good for you.
You're a singer, aren't you?
I'm sorry for making you nervous.
I don't know.
Thank you very much.
James Bond is also a singer, so I think he has a winning point.
What a wonderful performance!
Let me take a break and think about it.
Let's think about it.
It's hot. Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you for your hard work.
Are you okay?
Don't worry about me.
I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
You're worried about me too much.
Don't worry about me.
Are you okay with me?
You're creepy.
Are you okay with me?
You were creepy.
I want you to hit me here.
I'm not interested in you.
I made a mistake again.
I see.
It's a standard gentleman.
It's not a normal gentleman.
Let's move on.
Let's look at the second player.
He's a winner.
The second player is YUNARU.
He has a winning point.
Yeah.
He is tall.
He looks tall.
He has a high self-esteem.
He walks well.
He found a underwear.
It's a woman's underwear.
It's different from men's underwear.
It's a low-cut underwear.
A low-cut underwear is not good.
A woman's underwear is not good.
Panty.
This is amazing.
This is 2 points.
This is disgusting.
This is a panty, isn't it?
This is disgusting.
She is drinking.
This is disgusting.
This is bad.
Give me money.
This is
my friend's wedding invitation.
I'm sorry,
but I can't give you money.
Money.
This is not good.
Where did you get this money?
I sold it and got back 120,000 yen.
I can't forgive you.
She is drinking.
I see.
I'm going first.
She is too bad at gambling.
I am champion.
I won!
I'm scared!
I am champion!
You became a wrestler and beat him up.
I don't know what I'm doing.
You don't have any shame, do you?
I look like a butterfly now.
I was scared.
You look like a butterfly now.
You don't have a rose now.
A rose.
It's a rotten rose.
But it's beautiful.
I like it very much.
There is a sparrow here.
Here?
There is a sparrow here.
You noticed it, didn't you?
It's too high for you.
Yes, it is.
A rose is too high for you.
It's cute.
There is a lion over there.
Is there a bird over there?
Yes, there is.
A lion is coming!
I'm sorry!
A lion is coming!
I can't move.
Are you okay?
I can't move.
Please stay there.
Take your luggage and fruits.
He is kind.
I think it's an advantage.
What?
It doesn't matter.
Is this bread?
I don't know what you're talking about, but you put underwear in it, didn't you?
You're the only one who lives around here, aren't you?
That's right.
I've been coming here as a traveler's merchant recently.
Traveler's merchant...
You've been coming here as a traveler's merchant, but you don't know where you're going?
Is this bread?
I thought it was cheese.
Please put it in here.
Don't you eat cheese?
I don't eat it.
You don't eat it?
I don't eat it.
When I put my hand in the tea earlier, I suddenly got scared.
It's disgusting.
Everyone is saying that.
It's disgusting.
I'm scared.
Please put it in here.
Don't say that!
It was like hell.
I've heard that it's more important to wear it than animals.
It's disgusting.
It's like I'm always wearing it.
If you don't mind, I'd like some water.
Please sit down.
Thank you for coming all the way.
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
I'm very sorry.
There are good men who can drink water, aren't there?
He's a perfect man.
That's a good response.
That was good.
Mom!
I'm sorry.
What's going on?
Let me bring you a pink towel.
Can you bring it for me?
Please wait a minute.
It was good that you could drink water.
I'm sorry.
I was surprised and confused because you came back from your mom.
Don't worry about it at all.
I'm made to get wet.
Thank you.
I'll take this towel.
It's useless.
I'm not good at all.
I'm in trouble.
I can't see you well.
I could see you well.
Okay.
I'll drink water.
Man, man.
It's useless.
KAKUTA san sang "man, man" by HANAO KEIJI.
It may be rated low.
It's a good joke.
It's my favorite.
That's right.
If you look at it sincerely, you can think about it.
That's right.
First of all, let's go to SHIMAYO san.
That's right.
You went there with a white face.
It's nice.
You're wearing white.
Your beard is tangled and your nose is tied up.
You're about to sneeze, Yans.
Yans! Yans!
Count! Count!
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
It's okay. It's okay.
The count is so funny.
Here...
You don't have to touch here, though.
I wonder what this is.
Is it a new florentine?
You know florentine, right?
It has to be florentine!
Why?
It's funny.
It has to be.
I see.
This is a good one.
What about the new American shirt?
It's fun.
I'll explain.
When you find something cool, you want to wear it.
When you go to a restaurant, you want to wear it.
The whole thing is from the pocket part.
The ribbon is like a puzzle.
What are you doing?
You can eat it in the back.
You can enjoy your meal there.
I can feel it.
We, gentlemen, even the air...
Like this...
This is the new...
You took a picture of me, didn't you?
The air...
I'll explain.
Oh!
Can you eat it?
Oh, lady!
Oh!
I'm sorry.
Oh, no, no, no.
Oh, it's lower than I thought.
This is new.
Well, well, well.
Well, it's more like my dad's new idea.
That's for sure.
It's definitely in my dad's new idea.
It's definitely in Rewind's new idea.
Hey, lady!
Lady!
Hey, lady!
Give me money!
Is it curry?
Give me money!
I have money.
No, it's not curry.
I don't have money.
I can't give you anything worth more than money.
In America, we put our little beards in wine.
Oh, that's great.
What?
This is a great situation.
I can't drink.
Give me money!
I can't drink.
Hurry up!
Give me 200 million!
Hurry up!
Hey!
Scary.
Shut up in this way!
This is my manners.
What did you say just now?
I thought you said shut up in this way.
Yeah, I did.
Shut up in this way...
I'm going to shave this beard.
Oh, you're going to shave it until you can't think straight.
Ah, you're right.
Men! Men! Men! Gentle! Gentle! Men! Men! Men!
Doberman and St. Bernard! I love you, gentle! Men! Men! Men!
As expected of Doberman.
Now...
His soul is in the hands of a gentleman.
Now, let's go while eating this wonderful flower.
Oh, you're going to eat it.
It's beautiful when you eat it.
You can feel the beauty of it, can't you?
Well, it turns out that while I was eating it, I ignored Kotori.
It's too hard for me to cut it off!
What a crap!
Excuse me!
Are you okay?
Oh!
It's peeled off!
How is it?
Oh, but...
I dropped it.
Lady...
Thank you very much.
It's the other way around.
The hat and mask...
It's the other way around.
I'd like to say that it's replaced.
In the United States, many replacements occur.
Replacement incidents...
But love may be born from it.
I like you...
What?
My brain is programmed to display different letters every day.
Programmed? What kind of...
You know what I mean?
This is Kuro-chan.
So I don't have much heart.
What I found out is...
Excuse me, boss.
Ah!
Hey!
Ah, princess.
Ah!
I'll carry you.
Please let me go!
I'll carry you.
Which one do you want?
Ah!
Ah, she hates me.
Not bad.
Not bad?
Now that I think about it...
What is that doll?
It came out of the clock tower and...
Pon, pon, pon, pon...
My pride as a gentleman...
is hurt.
It doesn't make sense.
Let's sit down for now.
I found a sparrow.
What? A sparrow?
I...
Where did it go?
All the creatures I've seen exist.
Hello.
Choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo...
It's hot, but where did you come from?
She came in the middle of the joke.
Ah!
She came in the middle of the joke.
Ahh!
I'm sorry!
Are you alright?!
I'm fine, I'm fine.
I'll get you a towel.
I'm fine.
Ladies, please wait for a second.
We have a special present for you.
Thank you very much!
Finally.
It's been a while.
Huh?!
What is this?!
Oh!
Huh?!
It's a new species.
A new species?
That's not true.
This accordion is a gift for you.
Thank you.
Sinci
No
Hat
No
Sinci
No
Beat
No
Chess
No
Sinci
No
Thank you very much.
You're welcome.
Excuse me.
Would you like to go out with me?
Only by hand.
Thank you very much.
You're very smart.
I'm smart.
Sinci
No
"The last "Sinci" was also very unique."
That's right.
"Three companies, three "Sinci"s."
I don't know what you're talking about.
Well, it's different than I thought.
"There are "Sinci" points in different places."
"There are no "Sinci" points."
There are drawbacks.
Well, it was different than I thought, too.
Oh, that's right.
"This first "Sinci" test."
"Sinci" test."
I will announce each point.
Oh, please.
""Sinci" points."
Yes.
"Tetsuya "Sinci"."
"Juni "Sinci"."
"Yumimaru "Sinci"."
"Jus "Sinci"."
"And Shiba "Sinci"."
"Shiba "Sinci"."
"Well, it's "Shiba "Sinci"."
"Shiba "Sinci"."
"Dashin "Dashin"."
"It was "Kuro-chan" during the test."
"Yes, "Kuro-chan"'s point."
"It became "Kuro-chan"."
"Ju-san "Sinci"."
This is a draw.
So, the winner is...
The winner is...
"It's "Kuro-chan"."
What?!
"It's "Kuro-chan" who won the championship!"
Well...
It's an unexpected result.
It was unexpected this year, too.
I thought it would be unpleasant for the three of you,
"but if you look at it from "Sinci"'s point of view,"
"was it "Sinci"'s behavior?"
Yes, it is.
"It may be unpleasant for "Kuro-chan" in society,"
"but on the contrary, it may be "Sinci".'
On the contrary, yes.
"That's what I found out in this "Sinci" championship."
So it's very deep.
"It means "Sinci" has various "Sinci"s."
Yes.
I don't think there will be a next time.
If you insist,
I'll just set it up for you.
Well, I don't really recommend it.
I don't recommend it.
Yes, I don't think there will be a next time,
but just in case,
I'll let you know.
Yes.
"Let's meet again in the next "Sinci" championship."
Bye bye.